Lawyer Jokes

After my media law class concerning certain actions which attract criminal liability, I was fairly incensed, and upon meeting my dad, I began to voice indignations that my profession had to endure (no, I exaggerate). And the short conversation that followed:

Me: Lawyers have to deal with the scum of the earth! Scum!
Dad: Do you mean other lawyers, or your clients?
Me: .... thanks dad.

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