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>> Friday, December 10, 2010
Tick Tock by Ke$ha - a very white translation.
In the early hours of the day I wake feeling quite similar to Sean Combs. I retrieve my glasses and exit my residence through my front door while on my way to have an enjoyable experience downtown. Prior to heading towards my destination I thoroughly cleanse my mouth using a bottle of alcohol, the reason being that once I've departed for my night on the town I will not return.
What I mean by the aforementioned plan for the evening is that I am going to have my toes cleansed and tended to by a professional, whom I will tip 15%. Following that I will try on the majority of the clothes in my closet, which may prove difficult as I will be receiving non-stop text messages and calls from various suitors.
On course to my destination I will fold the roof of my convertible into my trunk and will loudly listen to various artists that I find enjoyable. Finally, having reached my destination at a rousing social destination, I will attempt to become inebriated.
What I mean by the aforementioned plan for the evening is that I am going to have my toes cleansed and tended to by a professional, whom I will tip 15%. Following that I will try on the majority of the clothes in my closet, which may prove difficult as I will be receiving non-stop text messages and calls from various suitors.
On course to my destination I will fold the roof of my convertible into my trunk and will loudly listen to various artists that I find enjoyable. Finally, having reached my destination at a rousing social destination, I will attempt to become inebriated.
Credits to random person on Facebook.
1 comments:
xD xD xD the part that killed me was 'various suitors'!
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